The Music Tree

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How do you feel now?

Loved
Broken
Alone
Touched
Colorless
Strong
Naughty
Flirty
Jealous
Dirty
Pissed off
Sad
Proud
Joyful
Content
Unsure
Racist
Worried
High
Needy
Indifferent
Chilled
Childish
Weird
Doubtful
Simple
Disappointed
Angry
Lazy
Rejected

I like your smile
I like your vibe
I like your style
But that's not why I love you

And I, I like the way
You're such a star
But that's not why I love you
Hey
Do you feel, do you feel me?
Do you feel what I feel, too?
Do you need, do you need me?
Do you need me?

[Chorus:]
You're so beautiful
But that's not why I love you
I'm not sure you know
That the reason I love you is you
Being you
Just you
Yeah the reason I love you is all that we've been through
And that's why I love you

La la
La la la la
La la
La la la
I like the way you misbehave
When we get wasted
But that's not why I love you
And how you keep your cool
When I am complicated
But that's not why I love you

Hey
Do you feel, do you feel me?
Do you feel what I feel, too?
Do you need, do you need me?

Do you need me?

[Chorus]
You're so beautiful
But that's not why I love you
And I'm not sure you know
That the reason I love you is you
Being you
Just you
Yeah the reason I love you is all that we've been through
And that's why I love you

Yeah - Oh.
Oh.

Even though we didn't make it through
I am always here for you
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Chorus:]
You're so beautiful
But that's not why I love you
I'm not sure you know
That the reason I love you is you
Being you
Just you
Yeah the reason I love you is all that we've been through
And that's why I love you

La la
La la la la (oh oh)
La la
La la la (That's why I love you)

La la
La la la la (oh oh)
La la
La la la (That's why I love you)

Without you, I feel broke.
Like I'm half of a whole.
Without you, I've got no hand to hold.
Without you, I feel torn.
Like a sail in a storm.
Without you, I'm just a sad song.
I'm just a sad song.

With you I fall.
It's like I'm leaving all my past in silhouettes upon the wall.
With you I'm a beautiful mess.
It's like we're standing hand in hand with all our fears upon the edge.

So stop time right here in the moonlight,
'Cause I don't ever wanna close my eyes.

Without you, I feel broke.
Like I'm half of a whole.
Without you, I've got no hand to hold.
Without you, I feel torn.
Like a sail in a storm.
Without you, I'm just a sad song.

You're the perfect melody,
The only harmony
I wanna hear.
You're my favorite part of me,
With you standing next to me,
I've got nothing to fear.

Without you, I feel broke.
Like I'm half of a whole.
Without you, I've got no hand to hold.
Without you, I feel torn.
Like a sail in a storm.
Without you, I'm just a sad song.

Without you, I feel broke.
Like I'm half of a whole.
Without you, I've got no hand to hold.
Without you, I feel torn.
Like a sail in a storm.
Without you, I'm just a sad song.
I'm just a sad song.

We’re all the same
No matter how we’ve grown
Colors of our skin
Defections in our bones

There's one thing we share
Everyone everywhere
We're all alone
We're all alone.

Everyone is fundamentally lonely
Whether you trust science or a church
Because we’re scared
Some of us make pairs
And some are still on the search

But everyone is fundamentally lonely
So here’s daily advice
You’re in pain
And everyone feels the same
So... just be nice.

What do you lose
When life’s already the worst
Leave a better tip
Let that guy in line first

We’re all lonely
Pay for his coffee
Pick up that trash
I know it’s not your trash.

Everyone is fundamentally lonely
Sometimes it comes out as rage
Screaming in a store
Cause they’re lonely at the core
So be calm when you engage

Everyone is fundamentally lonely
And I’m not saying to sacrifice
Lend some support
At the airport
It won’t kill you to be nice.

Everything is stupid
Success is a projection
We’re all quietly helpless
Being nice is a connection

Blaring your car horn
Won’t make you feel tremendous
But picking up something someone dropped
Will make this whole thing less horrendous

Everyone is fundamentally lonely
Even the ones who pretend they’re not
Be nice today
It’ll make things just slightly ok
On this lonely, little blue dot.

I woke up cryin' late at night when I was very young
I had dreamed my father had passed away and gone
My world revolved around him, I couldn't lie there anymore
So I made my way down the mirrored hall
And tapped upon his door

And I said, "Daddy, I'm so afraid
How will I go on, with you gone that way?
Don't wanna cry anymore so may I stay with you?"
And he said, "That's my job, that's what I do
Everything I do is because of you
To keep you safe with me, that's my job, you see."

Later we barely got along, this teenage boy and he
Most of the fights it seems were over different dreams
We each held for me
He wanted knowledge and learning, I wanted to fly out west
I said, "I could make it out there if I just had the fare
I got half, will you loan me the rest?"

And I said, "Daddy, I'm so afraid
There's no guarantee in the plans I've made
And if I should fail, who will pay my way back home?"
And he said, "That's my job, that's what I do
Everything I do is because of you
To keep you safe with me, that's my job, you see."

Every person carves his spot and fills the hole with life
And I pray someday I might light as bright as he

Woke up early one bright fall day to spread the tragic news
After all my travel, I settled down within a mile or two
I make my livin' with words and rhymes and all this tragedy
Should go into my head and out instead as bits of poetry

But I say, "Daddy I'm so afraid
How will I go on with you gone this way?
How can I come up with a song to say, I love you?"
"That's my job, that's what I do
Everything I do is because of you
To keep you safe with me, that's my job, you see."
"Everything I do is because of you
To keep you safe with me."

Now Daddy didn't like trouble, but if it came along
Everyone that knew him knew which side that he'd be on
He never was a hero, or this county's shinin' light
But you could always find him standin' up
For what he thought was right

He'd say, "You've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything
You've got to be your own man not a puppet on a string
Never compromise what's right and uphold your family name
You've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything"

Now we might've been better off or owned a bigger house
If Daddy had done more givin' in or a little more backin' down
But we always had plenty just living his advice
"Whatever you do today you'll have to sleep with tonight"

He'd say, "You've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything
You've got to be your own man, not a puppet on a string
Never compromise what's right, and uphold your family name
You've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything"

And I know that things are different than they were in Daddy's day
But I still believe what makes a man really hasn't changed

You've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything
You've got to be your own man, not a puppet on a string
Never compromise what's right, and uphold your family name
You've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything
You've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything

You know.. the bed feels warmer
Sleeping here alone
You know I dream in colour
And do the things I want

You think you got the best of me
Think you've had the last laugh
Bet you think that everything good is gone
Think you left me broken down
Think that I'd come running back
Baby you don't know me, cause you're dead wrong

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Stand a little taller
Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone
What doesn't kill you makes a fighter
Footsteps even lighter
Doesn't mean I'm over cause you're gone

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stronger
Just me, myself and I
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Stand a little taller
Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone

You heard that I was starting over with someone new
They told you I was moving on over you

You didn't think that I'd come back
I'd come back swinging
You try to break me, but you see

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Stand a little taller
Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone
What doesn't kill you makes a fighter
Footsteps even lighter
Doesn't mean I'm over cause you're gone

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stronger
Just me, myself and I
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Stand a little taller
Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone

Thanks to you I got a new thing started
Thanks to you I'm not the broken-hearted
Thanks to you I'm finally thinking about me
You know in the end the day you left was just my beginning
In the end...

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Stand a little taller
Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone
What doesn't kill you makes a fighter
Footsteps even lighter
Doesn't mean I'm over cause you're gone

[2x]
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stronger
Just me, myself and I
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Stand a little taller
Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone

(When I'm alone)

A little bit of Monica
in my life!
A little bit of Erica
by my side!
A little bit of Rita
is all I need!
A little bit of Tina
is what I see!
A little bit of Sandra
in the sun!
A little bit of Mary
all night long!
A little bit of Jessica
here I am!
A little bit of you makes me your man!!


Mambo No. 5!

[Verse 2]
Jump up and down and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your hands on the ground
Take one step left and one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this then you're doing it right

[Hook]
A little bit of Monica
in my life!
A little bit of Erica
by my side!
A little bit of Rita
is all I need!
A little bit of Tina
is what I see!
A little bit of Sandra
in the sun!
A little bit of Mary
all night long!
A little bit of Jessica
here I am!
A little bit of you makes me your man!!

[Bridge]
Trumpet!
The trumpet!
Mambo No. 5!
(ha ha ha)


[Hook]
A little bit of Monica
in my life!
A little bit of Erica
by my side!
A little bit of Rita
is all I need!
A little bit of Tina
is what I see!
A little bit of Sandra
in the sun!
A little bit of Mary
all night long!
A little bit of Jessica
here I am!
A little bit of you makes me your man!!

[Outro]
I do all I do
To fall in love with a girl like you
You can't run and you can't hide
You and me gonna touch the sky

Mambo No. 5!

You are the winter following spring
You are the sun that summertime brings
You are the stars in the night time sky
You are my girl and i'm your guy
You got me all tight up in knots
And i'm lovin' you lots and lots
I'm just lovin' you lots and lots
I'm lovin' you lots and lots
Uh, uh, ah, uh, uh, ah, uh, uh, ah, uh, uh-uh
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh-uh, uh, uh, uh-uh-uh
You are as fresh as the morning air
You are cute as a cuddly bear
You are soft as a baby's sigh
You are my girl and i'm your guy
That's why i'm lovin' you lots and lots
I'm just lovin' you lots and lots
I'm all tighted up in knots
I'm just lovin' you lots and lots
You got me all tight up in knots
And i'm lovin' you lots and lots
I'm just lovin' you lots and lots
I'm lovin' you lots and lots
Lovin' you lots and lots
Lovin' you lots and lots
Lo-vin' you lots and lots

She's got green eyes
And she's 5'5"
Long brown hair
All down her back
Cadillac truck
So the hell what
What's so special about that?

She used to model
She's done some acting
So she weighs buck of 5
So I guess she's alright
If perfection is what you like

[Bridge:]
Ooh, ooh
And I'm not jealous
No, I'm not
Ooh, ooh
I just want everything she's got

Ooh, ooh
You look at her so amazed
I remember way back
When you used to look at me that way


[Chorus:]
Tell me what makes her
So much better than me (so much better than me)
What makes her just everything
That I can never be

What makes her your every dream and fantasy
Because I can't remember
When it was me


And now you don't feel the same
I remember you would shiver
Every time I said your name

You said nothing felt as good
As when you gaze into my eyes
Now you don't care I'm alive
How did we let the fire die?



[Bridge:]
That made you smile
That made you laugh
Even if it makes you happier
Than you have ever been (oh me)

Fuck you
Fuck you very, very much
'Cause your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Do you get
Do you get a little kick out of being slow-minded?
You want to be like your father
It's approval you're after
Well that's not how you find it

Do you
Do you really enjoy living a life that's so hateful?
'Cause there's a hole where your soul should be
You're losing control of it and it's really distasteful

Fuck you
Fuck you very, very much
'Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you
Fuck you very, very much
'Cause your words don't translate and it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you,
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you,
Fuck you

You say, you think we need to go to war
Well you're already in one,
'Cause its people like you
That need to get slew
No one wants your opinion

Fuck you
Fuck you very, very much
'Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you
Fuck you very, very much
'Cause your words don't translate and it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you

I stay out too late
Got nothing in my brain
That's what people say, mmm-mmm
That's what people say, mmm-mmm

I go on too many dates [chuckle]
But I can't make them stay
At least that's what people say, mmm-mmm
That's what people say, mmm-mmm

But I keep cruising
Can't stop, won't stop moving
It's like I got this music
In my mind
Saying, "It's gonna be alright."

'Cause the players gonna play,
play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate,
hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna shake,
shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
Heart-breakers gonna break,
break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake,
fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby, I'm just gonna shake,
shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off

I never miss a beat
I'm lightning on my feet
And that's what they don't see, mmm-mmm
That's what they don't see, mmm-mmm

I'm dancing on my own
(dancing on my own)
I make the moves up as I go
(moves up as I go)
And that's what they don't know,
mmm-mmm
That's what they don't know,
mmm-mmm

But I keep cruising
Can't stop, won't stop grooving
It's like I got this music
In my mind
Saying, "It's gonna be alright."

'Cause the players gonna
play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate,
hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna shake,
shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
Heart-breakers gonna break,
break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake,
fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby, I'm just gonna shake,
shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off

Shake it off, I shake it off,
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off,
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off,
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off

Hey, hey, hey
Just think while you've been getting down
and out about the liars and the dirty,
dirty cheats of the world,
You could've been getting down to this sick beat.

My ex-man brought his new girlfriend
She's like "Oh, my god!"
but I'm just gonna shake.
And to the fella over there
with the hella good hair
Won't you come on over, baby?
We can shake, shake, shake

Yeah ohhh

'Cause the players gonna play,
play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate,
hate, hate, hate, hate
(haters gonna hate)
I'm just gonna shake,
shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
Heart-breakers gonna break, break,
break, break, break (mmmm)
And the fakers gonna fake,
fake, fake, fake, fake
(and fake, and fake, and fake)
Baby, I'm just gonna shake,
shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off

Shake it off, I shake it off,
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off,
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off

Shake it off, I shake it off,
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off,
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off,
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off

Shake it off, I shake it off,
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off
(you've got to),
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off,
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off

A winter's day
In a deep and dark December
I am alone
Gazing from my window
To the streets below
On a freshly fallen, silent shroud of snow
I am a rock
I am an island

I've built walls
A fortress, steep and mighty
That none may penetrate
I have no need of friendship
Friendship causes pain.
It's laughter and it's loving I disdain.
I am a rock
I am an island

Don't talk of love
Well, I've heard the words before
It's sleeping in my memory
And I won't disturb the slumber
Of feelings that have died
If I never loved, I never would have cried
I am a rock
I am an island

I have my books
And my poetry to protect me
I am shielded in my armor
Hiding in my room
Safe within my womb
I touch no one and no one touches me
I am a rock
I am an island

And a rock feels no pain
And an island never cries

You're so vain,
you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain,
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't You?

You had me several years ago,
when I was still quite naive
Well you said that we made
such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things
you loved and one of them was me
I had some dreams,
they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and...

You're so vain,
you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain,
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't You?

I had some dreams
they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and...

You're so vain,
you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain,
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't You?

Well I hear you went up to Saratoga
and your horse naturally won
Then you flew your Lear jet
up to Nova Scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Well you're where you should be
all the time
And when you're not you're with
Some underworld spy
or the wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend, and...

You're so vain,
you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain,
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't You? Don't You?

You're so vain,
you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain,
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't You?

A La La La La Long
A La La La La Long Long
Li Long Long Long.
Come On!
A La La La La Long
A La La La La Long Long
Li Long Long Long.

Standing across the room I saw you smile.
I said I want to talk to you for a little while.
But before I make my move
my emotions start running wild.
My tongue gets tied and that's no lie.
I'm looking in your eye
I'm looking in your big brown eye.
(Ooh yeah)
(and I've got this to say to you)

Girl I want to make you sweat
Sweat 'til you can't sweat no more.
And if you cry out
I'm gonna push it some more.
Girl I want to make you sweat
Sweat 'til you can't sweat no more.
And if you cry out I'm gonna push it
Push it push it some more.

A La La La La Long
A La La La La Long Long
Li Long Long Long.
Come on!
A La La La La Long
A La La La La Long Long
Li Long Long Long.

So I say to myself
if she loves me or not
But the dread are known
that love is here to get
And with a little bit of this
and a little bit of that
The lyrics goes on the attack
My tongue gets tied
And thats no lie
Im looking in your eyes
Im looking in your big brown eyes
Ooh yeah
(and I've got this to say to you)

Girl I want to make you sweat
Sweat 'til you can't sweat no more.
And if you cry out
I'm gonna push it some more.
Girl I want to make you sweat
Sweat 'til you can't sweat no more.
And if you cry out I'm gonna push it
Push it push it some more.

A La La La La Long
A La La La La Long Long
Li Long Long Long.
(ooh yeah)
A La La La La Long
A La La La La Long Long
Li Long Long Long.
(one more time)
A La La La La Long
A La La La La Long Long
Li Long Long Long.
(sing it)
A La La La La Long
A La La La La Long Long
Li Long Long Long.
(hey oohooh weee yeah)

Eyes, I'm Looking in your big brown eyes
(and I've got this to say to you)

Girl I want to make you sweat
Sweat 'til you can't sweat no more.
And if you cry out
I'm gonna push it some more.
Girl I want to make you sweat
Sweat 'til you can't sweat no more.
And if you cry out I'm gonna push it
Push it push it some more.

A La La La La Long
A La La La La Long Long
Li Long Long Long.
(yeah)
A La La La La Long
A La La La La Long Long
Li Long Long Long.
(Push it, push it some more)
A La La La La Long
A La La La La Long Long
Li Long Long Long.
(alright!)
A La La La La Long
A La La La La Long Long
Li Long Long Long.
(Push it, push it some more)

When you're alone
and life is making you lonely
You can always go downtown
When you've got worries,
all the noise and the hurry
Seems to help, I know, downtown

Just listen to the music
of the traffic in the city
Linger on the sidewalk
where the neon signs are pretty
How can you lose?
The lights are much brighter there
You can forget all your troubles,
forget all your cares

So go downtown
Things will be great
when you're downtown
No finer place for sure, downtown
Everything's waiting for you

Don't hang around
and let your problems surround you
There are movie shows downtown
Maybe you know some little places to go to
Where they never close downtown

Just listen to the rhythm
of a gentle bossa nova
You'll be dancing with 'em too
before the night is over
Happy again
The lights are much brighter there
You can forget all your troubles,
forget all your cares


So go downtown
Where all the lights are bright, downtown
Waiting for you tonight, downtown
You're gonna be alright now, downtown

Downtown
Downtown

And you may find somebody kind
to help and understand you
Someone who is just like you
and needs a gentle hand to
Guide them along
So maybe I'll see you there
We can forget all our troubles,
forget all our cares

So go downtown
Things will be great
when you're downtown
Don't wait a minute more,
downtown
Everything is waiting for you,
downtown

Downtown (downtown)
Downtown (downtown)
Downtown (downtown)
Downtown (downtown)

If I fell in love with you
Would you promise to be true
And help me understand
Cos I've been in love before
And I found that love was more
Than just holding hands

If I give my heart to you
I must be sure
From the very start
That you would love me more than her

If I trust in you oh please
Don't run and hide
If I love you too oh please
Don't hurt my pride like her
Cos I couldn't stand the pain
And I would be sad
if our new love was in vain

So I hope you see that I
Would love to love you
And that she will cry
When she learns we are two
Cos I couldn't stand the pain
And I would be sad
if our new love was in vain

So I hope you see that I
Would love to love you
And that she will cry
When she learns we are two
If I fell in love with you

I think that every race
is a-okay
We all have something to be proud of
(except white people)

I like very country the same,
even the ones
where my own music's not allowed in
or the ones that wanna bomb us!

Women are as smart as me and you
No! No! It's true!
They could be president of this country,
I mean who cares?
There's already a black!

I love minorities
especially, people that get around
in wheelchairs
That's hot!

I love everyone in the world!
Because no one is different than no one
Everyone is fuckin' like someone
And if you fell like I do,
take your hand and touch my balls,
and sing along this fuckin' song!

Black people
are good at playing basketball!
Asians cook Chinee food on woks
Mexicans are great at leaving Mexico!
So suck on my cock
if you don't love everyone!

White people can tuck
their shirts into their shorts!
They need Jews to fill their tax forms
Eskimos are best at hitting seals with clubs!
We could all learn from everyone lots of stuff

Sex, them Europeans
do it with kids,
it's like their proud of it or something
It's legal in their countries

Canadians, at age fifteen
can legally suck off dirty old man for money
No they can't!
OK, for free
That's right!

Everyone in the world's good
because no one is
better than someone else is
I'm down with women's circumcision
So if you feel like I do,
(Your a homo)
Take your ballsack and your bongo drum,
and sing this gay ass little song

Black people are good at stealing stereos!
They've got Jewish lawyers in court
Muslims are the best at flying into stuff
Not all Muslims, just most,
and all it takes is most

Africans like lynching homosexuals
Cubans turn dildos into boats
Germans kidnap girls and
make them prostitutes
Everyone's special
in their own gay little way

Arab girls have got to be sweaty
They put to death
if they show they tittie
That's baller shit,
I ain't even playin'
Lemme tell you
what's the same about the
Swedish, Chassidish
Jews, Kelly and Regis
They're all fuckin' crazy!
Except the Swedish,
they're just lazy,
and love the penis
Yeah, those ladies in Sweden
got enough VDs to turn
those dudes around them gay
And Frenchmen don't believe in bathing
and Haitians love a good earthquake
Caging a Mongol?
Russian tradition
Rape in the Congo?
As long as it's women
Taking a dump on someone else's culture
and making fun of them
just 'cause they're different
and making a song calling
their country stupid,
mixing the absurd with the true?
Don't to it
So if you hate racist humour,
get your pooper up,
and sing this fuckin' song!

Black people are good
at wheelchair basketball
They got shot,
and now cannot walk
Pregnant girls are stupid and impossible
Everyone's good,
no one is better than someone

White people can
show black people how to vote
Blacks could teach
them Jews to dance good
Blind black men can't play hockey,
'cause they're black
Helen Keller can't drive
because she's a woman

Gary Coleman's gone
It was so sad,
he was so young
I mean he was like fifty-one
but it's sad.
because he looked like
he was nine years old
Whatchu' talkin' about, Rucka?
His wife did it!

I love minorities

Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry, be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy

Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Don't worry)
Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Be happy)
Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh
(Don't worry, be happy)
Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Don't worry)
Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Be happy)
Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh
(Don't worry, be happy)

Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don't worry, be happy
The land lord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy
(Look at me I'm happy)

Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Don't worry)
Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Be Happy)
Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh
Here I give you my phone number
When you worry call me, I make you happy
Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Don't worry)
Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Be happy)
Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh

Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
Ain't got no gal to make you smile
But don't worry, be happy
'Cause when you worry your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
So don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy now

Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Don't worry)
Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Be happy)
Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh
Don't worry, be happy
Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Don't worry)
Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Be happy)
Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh
Don't worry, be happy

Now there, is this song I wrote
I hope you learned it note for note
Like good little children
Don't worry, be happy
Listen to what I say
In your life expect some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy, be happy now

Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Don't worry)
Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Be happy)
Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh
Don't worry, be happy
Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Don't worry)
Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Be happy)
Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh
Don't worry, be happy

Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Don't worry)
Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Don't worry, don't worry,
don't do it, be happy)
Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh
(Put a smile on your face,
don't bring everybody down)
Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Don't worry)
Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(It will soon pass, whatever it is)
Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh
Don't worry, be happy
Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh
I'm not worried, I'm happy

I was walkin' through the city streets
And a man walks up to me
and hands me the latest energy drink
"Run faster, jump higher"
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me

I threw it on the ground
You must think I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of your system
Man!
Pump that garbage
in another man's veins

I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the dude says,
"You come here all the time! Here's one for free."
I said, "Man!
What do I look like?
A charity case?"

I took it and threw it on the ground!
I don't need your handouts!
I'm an adult!
Please!
You can't buy me hot dog, man!

At the farmer's market
with my so called girlfriend
She hands me her cell phone,
says it's my dad
Man, this ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!

I threw it on the ground!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of your system
My dad's not a phone!
DUH!

Some poser hands me
cake at a birthday party
Whatcha want me to do with this?
Eat it?

Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jackass!

So many things to
throw on the ground
Like this, and this,
and that, and even this
I'm an ADULT!

Two Hollywood phonies
try to give me their autograph
GROUND!
Nobody wants your autograph,
phonies!

Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butthole

Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over

I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire
The moral of the story is

You can't trust the system

Man!

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!

It's hard to look right
At you baby,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!

And all the other boys,
Try to chase me,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!

You took your time with the call,
I took no time with the fall
You gave me nothing at all,
But still, you're in my way

I beg, and borrow and steal
At first sight and it's real
I didn't know I would feel it,
But it's in my way

Your stare was holdin',
Ripped jeans, skin was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!

It's hard to look right
At you baby,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!

And all the other boys,
Try to chase me,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!

Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad

Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
I missed you so, so bad (bad, bad)

It's hard to look right
At you baby,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!

And all the other boys,
Try to chase me,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe!

Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad

Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
And you should know that

So call me, maybe!

Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase

Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing craze

It means no worries
For the rest of your days

It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!

Hakuna Matata!

Hakuna Matata?

Yeah. It's our motto!

What's a motto?

Nothin'! What's-a-motto with you?!

Those two words will solve all your problems.

That's right. Take Pumbaa here
Why...when he was a young warthog

When I was a young warthog

Very nice

Thanks.

He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal
He could clear the savannah after ev'ry meal

I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned
And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind

And, oh, the shame

Oh, the shame!

Thought of changin' my name

What's in a name?

And I got downhearted

How did ya feel?

Ev'rytime that I...

Hey, Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!

Oh, sorry.

Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing craze

It means no worries for the rest of your days

It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!

He never tells me that
he's sick of this house
He never says
why don't you get off that couch?
He don't cost me nothin'
when he wants to go out
I want you to love me
like my dog

He never says
I need a new attitude
Him and my sister
ain't always in a feud
When I leave the seat up
he don't think that it's rude
I want you to love me
like my dog does Baby!

When I come home,
want you to just go crazy
He never looks at me
like he might hate me
I want you to love me
like my dog

He never acts
like he don't care for my friends
He never asks me
where in the hell have you been?
He don't play dead
when I wanna pet him
I want you to love me
like my dog does honey!

He never says,
'I wish you made more money'
He always thinks
that pull my finger's funny
I want you to love me
like my dog

He don't get mad at me
and throw a major fit
When I say his sister is a bitch!

I want you to love me
like my dog does baby
When I come home,
want you to just go crazy
He never looks at me
like he might hate me
I want you to love me
like my dog!

I want you to love me like my dog does Baby!

(Bum bum bum, ba-dum ba-dum)
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man,
running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum)
Got any grapes?"
The man said
"No, we just sell lemonade.
But it’s cold
And it's fresh
And it’s all home-made.
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said
“I’ll pass.”

Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day
(Bum bum bum bum Bum da-dum)

When the duck walked up
to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man,
running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said
"No, like I said yesterday
We just sell lemonade. OK?
Why not give it a try?"
The duck said
"Goodbye."


Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When the duck walked up
to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand
"Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said
"Look, this is getting old
I mean, lemonade’s all we’ve ever sold
Why not give it a go?"
The duck said
“How 'bout, no.”

Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)


When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said
"THAT’S IT!
If you don’t stay away, Duck
I’ll glue you to a tree
and leave you there all day, stuck
So don’t get to close!"
The duck said
"Adios."

Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When the duck walked up
to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?"
"What?"
"Got any glue?"
"No, why would I– oh!"
And one more question for you
"Got any grapes?"
(Bum bum bum, bum bum bum)

And the man just stopped
Then he started to smile
He started to laugh
He laughed for a while
He said
“Come on duck, let’s walk to the store
I’ll buy you some grapes
So you won’t have to ask anymore.”
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes
He gave one to the duck and the duck said
“Hmm... No thanks.
But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day
Do you think this store...
Do you think this store...
Do you think this store
...has any… lemonade?”

Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)

Waiting for the bus in the rain, in the rain
Wait-waiting for the bus in the rain

Waiting for the bus in the rain

Waiting for the bus
Where is the bus?
The bus is late
Waiting for the bus in the rain (in the rain)
When the bus come?
Where the bus at?
Got my bus pass
Bus in much better than a train (than a train)

Take phone pictures
While I’m waiting at the bus stop
Bus not here
Why the bus so late?

I’m waiting for the bus in the rain
Wishing I was on the bus
When the bus drive around your estate

Oh, good here comes the bus-
Aw, shit! It’s a different bus
Not the right bus
Not the bus I need


Now I’m waiting for the bus in the rain
At another stop
Bus ain’t got a real high speed

Waiting for the bus
Took a picture of another bus
Waiting for the bus in the rain
I’ve been waiting for the bus
Since the sun came up
But the sun ain’t out no more
Cause it’s grey

Waiting for the bus
There’s a grey one
Blue one
A red one
All of ‘em turned away

I’ve been waiting for the bus
Gotta catch a bus
Gotta watch news
Got a regimented plan for the day
Bus

Waiting for the bus in the rain, in the rain
Wait-waiting for the bus in the rain
Waiting for the bus in the rain, in the rain
Wait-waiting for the bus in the rain


Now there’s other people waiting at the bus stop
Hey, where’s your bus pass, boy?
When you’re waiting for the bus in the rain,
have your bus pass ready
or the people on the bus get annoyed!

I’m waiting for the bus
Like I do everyday on my way home
Waiting for the bus in the rain
(At least on the days when it’s raining
And I’m waiting for the bus
Cause the other days ain’t the same)
Tweet

Waiting for the bus in the rain, in the rain
Wait-waiting for the bus in the rain

Waiting for a bus in the rain

Waiting for the bus so hard sometimes
When the bus come late to the stop
Waiting for the bus in the rain man
I prefer sunshine
Should be waiting for the bus with a mop

"Get it? That's a joke."
“Hey, where are you going?
I thought you were waiting for the bus too."
"Oh look, there it is!"

I used to think that I could not go on
And life was nothing but an awful song
But now I know the meaning of true love
I'm leaning on the everlasting arms

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

[Chorus:]
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly

See I was on the verge of breaking down
Sometimes silence can seem so loud
There are miracles in life I must achieve
But first I know it starts inside of me, oh

If I can see it, then I can be it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

[Chorus]

Hey, cause I believe in me, oh

If I can see it, then I can do it (I can do it)
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

[Chorus]

Hey, if I just spread my wings
I can fly
I can fly
I can fly, hey
If I just spread my wings
I can fly-eye-eye-eye
Hum, fly-eye-eye

Hey there, Delilah
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl, tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true

Hey there, Delilah
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice, it's my disguise
I'm by your side

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there, Delilah
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me, girl
Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
We'll have it good
We'll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there, Delilah
I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
I'd write it all
Even more in love with me you'd fall
We'd have it all

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
Delilah, I can promise you
That by the time that we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there, Delilah
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school
And I'll be making history like I do
You'll know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there, Delilah, here's to you
This one's for you

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me.

Hello, it's me
I was wondering if after all
these years you'd like to meet
To go over everything
They say that time's supposed to heal ya
But I ain't done much healing
Hello, can you hear me?
I'm in California dreaming about
who we used to be
When we were younger and free
I've forgotten how it felt
Before the world fell at our feet

There's such a difference between us
And a million miles

Hello from the other side
I must have called a thousand times
To tell you I'm sorry
for everything that I've done
But when I call you never seem to be home
Hello from the outside
At least I can say that I've tried
To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart
But it don't matter,
it clearly doesn't tear you apart
Anymore

Hello, how are you?
It's so typical of me to talk about myself,
I'm sorry
I hope that you're well
Did you ever make it out of that town
Where nothing ever happened?

It's no secret that the both of us
Are running out of time

So hello from the other side
(other side)
I must have called a thousand times
(thousand times)
To tell you I'm sorry
for everything that I've done
But when I call you never seem to be home
Hello from the outside (outside)
At least I can say that I've tried (I've tried)
To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart
But it don't matter,
it clearly doesn't tear you apart
Anymore

Anymore
Anymore
Anymore
Anymore

Hello from the other side (other side)
I must have called a thousand times
(thousand times)
To tell you I'm sorry
for everything that I've done
But when I call you never seem to be home
Hello from the outside
(outside)
At least I can say that I've tried
(I've tried)
To tell you I'm sorry
for breaking your heart
But it don't matter,
it clearly doesn't tear you apart
Anymore

He was sitting there beside me
throwing doubles down
When he ordered up his third one
he looked around
Then he looked at me,
said I do believe I'll have one more
He said I hate this bar
and I hate to drink
But on second thought tonight
I think I hate everything

Then he opened up his bill-fold
and threw a 20 down
And the faded photograph fell out
and hit the ground
And I picked it up, he said thank you bud,
I put it in his hand
He said I probably ought
to throw this one away
'Cause she's the reason I feel this way,
I hate everything

I hate my job, I hate my life and if it weren't for my two kids I'd hate my ex-wife
I know I should move on and try to start again
But I just can't get over her leaving me for him
Then he shook his head and looked down at his ring and said I hate everything

He said one bedroom apartment where I get my mail
Is really not a home, it's more like a jail
With a swimming pool and a parking lot view, man that's just great
I hate summer, winter, fall and spring
Red and yellow, purple, blue and green, I hate everything


So I pulled out my phone and I called my house
I said babe I'm comin' home, we're gonna work this out
I paid for his drinks and I told him thanks, thanks for everything

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything.

Uh!
I'm gonna kick my feet up
Then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't

I'll be lounging on the couch,
Just chillin' in my snuggie
Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie
'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man

Oh, yes I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all!
Ooh, hoo, ooh, hoo, ooh, ooh-ooh
Nothing at all
Ooh, hoo, ooh, hoo, ooh, ooh-ooh

Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X
Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out:
'This is Great' (Oh my God, this is great!)
Yeah

I might mess around, and get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait
Haha

Oh, yes I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
'Cause I ain't going anywhere
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Ooh
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all
Ooh, hoo, ooh, hoo, ooh, ooh-ooh
Nothing at all
Ooh, hoo, ooh, hoo, ooh, ooh-ooh
Nothing at all

Did I disappoint you or let you down?
Should I be feeling guilty
or let the judges frown?
'Cause I saw the end
before we'd begun,
Yes I saw you were blinded
and I knew I had won.
So I took what's mine by eternal right.
Took your soul out into the night.
It may be over but it won't stop there,
I am here for you if you'd only care.
You touched my heart you touched my soul.
You changed my life and all my goals.
And love is blind and that I knew when,
My heart was blinded by you.
I've kissed your lips and held your hand.
Shared your dreams and shared your bed.
I know you well, I know your smell.
I've been addicted to you.


Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.

I am a dreamer and when I wake,
You can't break my spirit
- it's my dreams you take.
And as you move on, remember me,
Remember us and all we used to be
I've seen you cry, I've seen you smile.
I've watched you sleeping for a while.
I'd be the father of your child.
I'd spend a lifetime with you.
I know your fears and you know mine.
We've had our doubts but now we're fine,
And I love you, I swear that's true.
I cannot live without you.


Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.

And I still hold your hand in mine.
In mine when I'm asleep.
And I will bare my soul in time,
When I'm kneeling at your feet.


Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.

I'm so hollow, baby, I'm so hollow.
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so hollow.
I'm so hollow, baby, I'm so hollow.
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so hollow.